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... sprung out fully formed, knock-kneed and upright
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TW;e/b_frozen in frost
title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. ii: ink
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): carlisle pov; the cullens + bella, victoria
rating: pg13
word count: 1737
spoilers: twilight au.
notes: this is part two of five 'times bella never got turned into a vampire'. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.' uh, so these kind of get more disturbing as i go along?

summary: au. edward hesitates in the ballet studio.

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ST;salty curls around nape of my neck
title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. i: torrent
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): jasper pov; the cullens + bella, canon pairings
rating: pg13
word count: 2682
spoilers: twilight au.
notes: this is part one of five 'times bella never got turned into a vampire'. my foray into 1st person, to see if i could work through my issues with it. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.'

summary: au. jasper decides to kill the human girl after edward stupidly saves her from the skidding van. it does not go as planned.

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8th-Jul - office drabbles
TO;pam_i like my makeup in a mess
title: pina coladas breed discontent and rebellion (or how ryan closed a door and the window was locked)
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): erin/kelly
rating: pg13
word count: 100
spoilers: none? idk i haven't watched in a really long time, so no.

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title: tea vs. coffee deathmatch: two beverages enter, only one is poured out
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): pam, ryan
rating: pg
word count: 100
spoilers: set early s3.

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title: waffles with syrup: gateway vice to lesbianism
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): pam/karen
rating: pg13
word count: 100
spoilers: none.
notes: based on a text from last night: (281): She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now she's making waffles, may switch teams over this.


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TO;k/p_going down
title: i will follow you north (and south, east and west)
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): pam/karen
rating: pg13
word count: 3701
spoilers: none.
notes:

summary: au. karen was the one to start at dunder-mifflin, not jim. simultaneous evolution of pam, her art, and her love life.

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ST;fill my head with cotton
title: i fell down the anthill for days
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): bella, nessie, charlie
rating: pg
word count: 829
spoilers: breaking dawn.
notes: character death. title from neko case's "fever."

summary: “what happened to black being classic? i mean, this is a funeral for god’s sake. i can’t send you dressed in teal.”

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ST;i never said i was beautiful
title: time keeping
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): nessie(/jacob); ensemble mentioned
rating: pg13
word count: 1096
spoilers: breaking dawn.
notes: i've always wanted to write an epic-length piece where nessie goes traveling around the world trying to define family and home, and spends time with the pack and the volturri and the other vamp hybrids in south america... but that's never going to happen, so have this instead!

summary: you feel like you’ve taken your mother’s place in the pack, slid right into the empty place she left behind, the seat still warm with her human heat. the vampire girl.
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TW;bella_they'll ask what became of you
title: teetering on the edge of a thin gold band
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): bella
rating: g
word count: 286
spoilers: none.
notes: this was posted for a battle of some kind so long ago i don't even remember what it was for.

summary: bella falls out of love in phases.


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title: we dance in dark suspension
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): alice/jasper
rating: g
word count: 100
spoilers: none.

summary: the cullens decide to take a winter swim in alaska.


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title: these are just ghosts that broke my heart
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): jacob(/bella)
rating: pg
word count: 100
spoilers: new moon au.

summary: jacob watches her fall a thousand times.

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GK;brad_your love is washed up and green
Aaaaand the fic spam commences.
28th-Jun(no subject)
DW;amy_circling beneath the porch light
Oh heeey there LJ. You still there? Yeah, me too.

If anyone is interested (or still checking their flist), I'm going to be posting all of my fics that I never got around to putting up for no reason except laziness and dead fandoms. It's mostly Twilight stuff that I wrote before I got out of that fandom and Office stuff I wrote before I stopped watching.

Cheers!

P.S. I hang out mostly at tumblr at this point, so come follow me if you don't already! I post about various BBC shows and movies I'm too invested in and random bits that I thinks are neat.

P.P.S. In the unlikely event that I write new fic after this batch, it'll probably go up on my Ao3 account, so check there if you still want to read :D
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